"You know kids, I wish every mom and dad would make a speech to their
teenagers and say kids, be free, be whatever you are, do whatever you want
to do, just so long as you don't hurt anybody. And remember kids, I am your
friend."
Hair?
"Trying to clean the house while the children are still growing
Its like tring to shovel snow while its still snowing!".
Phyllis Diller
"Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed"
Robert Gallagher
"Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
Author Unknown
"Boy, n.: a noise with dirt on it."
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