"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in
human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila."
Mitch Ratliffe
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up,
there's no law against whacking them around a little."
Porterfield
"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer,
a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon,
and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."
Robert X Cringely
"Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector."